Robert "Bob" BAURYS

Builder Operator Owner

Three decades. Nine companies. One repeating pattern — turn a napkin sketch into a real business, then turn that business into real growth.

30+Years Building
~9Ventures Founded
$0→$25MTrajectory
MultipleHealthcare Exits
12Angel Investments
7Company Engagements
7.5×Last Co. Investor Return
LifelongStandardbreds & Rescue Orgs

I'm a builder. Always have been.

Thirty years and roughly nine companies in, the pattern hasn't really changed: stare at a napkin sketch, see the business that could be there, then go build it. Concept to growth. $0 to $25 million. Repeat.

Curiosity is the fuel. I read everything, ask too many questions, and would rather hear "no" five times before lunch than sit through a meeting that ends nowhere new. I'm wired to win — but more than that, I'm wired to find out.

Healthcare is where I've spent the most time. Direct-response is the lens I see through. Standardbred racing is how I clear my head — a stable in Ohio, a love for the breed, and the people in the backstretch who make the sport go.

These days, I’m operating across multiple ventures, advising founders, writing, and laying the groundwork for the next chapter. Always building. Always learning. Always hunting for the next napkin.

What I Believe

Three things, in order.

Operating principles I've earned the hard way. They show up in every business I touch.

01 · First Principle

Speed reduces risk.

Slow decisions don't make decisions safer — they make them more expensive. Move first, learn faster, and course-correct in flight. The market doesn't wait for committee meetings.

02 · Second Principle

Patients are the gold in US healthcare.

Every dollar in this system flows from one source: a patient who needs help. Get the patient experience right and the rest of the value chain follows. Get it wrong and nothing else matters.

03 · Third Principle

Revenue always wins.

Revenue covers a lot of sins. It funds the next bet, buys you time, and tells you the truth. Build for it, defend it, and never confuse activity for it.

02 / Operating Rules

Operating Rules of Selling.Operating.Funding.Building Value.Selling.

Eight rules I run by — earned in the field, tested across nine companies and three decades of building, selling, funding, and exiting.

Rule
01

Get to NO to get to YES.

Sometimes you have to get to no before you get to yes. Forcing an answer creates clarity — and clarity illuminates the pathway to success. The worst deal in your pipeline is the one that never closes and never dies.

Rule
02

Sell from a position of strength.

Combining value, positioning, and extreme preparation inverts the power dynamic of the selling situation. When you walk in over-prepared and clear on what you're worth, the buyer stops interviewing you and starts qualifying themselves.

Rule
03

Vendors are overhead. Partners are revenue.

If they treat you like a vendor, walk away and rebuild your approach, offering, and communication strategy. Vendors get squeezed; partners get invited into the room where decisions are made. Pick your seat at the table — or don't sit down.

Rule
04

Be revenue.

No one cares about your features and benefits — they care about how you make their lives better in a myriad of ways. Be the revenue, not the expense. The fastest way to get hired, kept, and paid more is to show up on the right side of the P&L.

Rule
05

Front-run every time.

Spend a small amount of your own money to derisk the deal for your potential partner — and to prove a key point. Nothing defines a partnership like making an investment before you've been asked to. Skin in the game changes every conversation that follows.

Rule
06

Cash efficiency wins every single time.

Nothing worse than an over-funded company in walking-dead mode, where no one wins years later. The formula is simple, and it's earned not theorized: Speed + Cash Efficiency + Relentless = Exit with smiles everywhere.

Rule
07

Your company is your lottery ticket.

Your funders hold many. You hold one. Have very low expectations of value-add from investors and your life will be measurably better. Anything they bring is a bonus. Anything they don't is the default. Plan accordingly.

Rule
08

Two lists. Every morning.

Tape them to your bathroom mirror and read them before coffee. List one: the key metrics that define your success. List two: the people who told you it couldn't be done. That's all you need — map and fuel.

03 / The Dispatch

Direct-to-Patient Dispatch.

Weekly intelligence for healthcare operators navigating the Direct-to-Patient revolution. Published by 36Red LLC. Read by people who'd rather know first than know later.

Direct-to-Patient Intelligence
TheDTP DISPATCH
"What healthcare operators need to know — before everyone else does."
Vol. 1  ·  Issue 1  ·  Week of April 7, 2026
Inside This Issue
  • The GLP-1 marketing war just became a three-front battle
  • TrumpRx is live — and it changes the DTP calculus
  • Geneoscopy clears its last patent hurdle
  • AI search is eating your patient acquisition funnel
  • 94% of pharma DTP platforms aren't working
  • Metrics: 75% of prospects already past awareness
Lead Story

The GLP-1 marketing war just became a three-front battle.

The FDA fired off warning letters to 30 telehealth companies in March over misleading claims about compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide. Simultaneously, Novo Nordisk cut a co-branding deal letting certified telehealth platforms prescribe FDA-approved Wegovy directly. And Walgreens launched its own "Walgreens Weight Management" digital program on Feb. 26.

The upshot for health system marketers: your weight management service line is now competing with the federal government, Big Pharma, and retail pharmacy — all going direct to your patients.

WATCH FOR branded pharma to recruit health systems as "preferred fulfillment partners" by Q3. If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

§Policy & Market Forces

01Federal Pricing

TrumpRx is live — and it changes the DTP calculus.

The White House launched TrumpRx.gov on Feb. 5 with 43 drugs at most-favored-nation pricing. It's a referral hub pointing patients to manufacturer DTC sites. Zepbound at $299/month, Wegovy pill at $149/month. The signal: the federal government endorsed the idea that patients should buy drugs without going through your system.

LOOK FORTrumpRx to expand beyond 100 drugs by summer. Specialty pharma and biologics are next — directly threatening health system infusion center volume.
02CMS Innovation

Medicare's ACCESS model is a DTP game-changer hiding in plain sight.

CMS's new ACCESS model launches July 5, 2026 — the first meaningful Medicare value-based pathway for digital health. 10-year program covering diabetes, hypertension, CKD, MSK pain, depression, and anxiety. The twist: patients enroll directly with participating organizations. Not through a referral. Not through their PCP. Direct.

EXPECTa wave of digital health + health system partnerships built specifically around ACCESS participation.
03Privacy & Compliance

Privacy compliance just got teeth — real ones.

The convergence of cookie deprecation, the Washington My Health My Data Act, expanding state privacy laws, and heightened FTC scrutiny means 2026 is the year getting patient tracking wrong carries real financial consequences. Health systems still running Meta Pixel without HIPAA-compliant wrappers are sitting on seven-figure liability.

LOOK FORat least two major OCR enforcement actions against health systems using non-compliant tracking pixels before Q4.
04Pharma Ad Spend

Digital pharma ad spend hits $26.2B — and it's going DTP.

PulsePoint's 2026 Health Marketing Trends Report confirms digital pharma ad spending will hit $26.2 billion this year while traditional channels shrink to $6.9B. The shift isn't just channel — it's intent. Pharma is targeting patients at the point of decision, not just awareness.

WATCH FORpharma co-marketing partnerships with health systems to accelerate. They need your credibility. You need their budget.
04aRetail Health

Retail health isn't retreating — it's pivoting to specialty.

Despite Walgreens closing VillageMD clinics and Walmart shutting health centers in 2024, the retail health thesis is alive. CVS is doubling down on Oak Street Health's Medicare model, Amazon One Medical expanded to 44 cities, and Dollar General launched virtual care kiosks in rural markets. The new playbook isn't primary care — it's chronic disease management, mental health, and diagnostics at scale. Retail is learning from its failures faster than health systems are learning from theirs.

§Devices & Diagnostics Going Direct

05Geneoscopy

Geneoscopy clears its last patent hurdle — ColoSense is coming for your colonoscopy volume.

The Patent Trial and Appeal Board invalidated all patent claims Exact Sciences had asserted against Geneoscopy. That removes the final barrier to full commercialization of ColoSense, their FDA-approved, RNA-based, at-home colorectal cancer screening test. No prep, no sedation, no facility visit. Now in NCCN guidelines.

WATCH FORGeneoscopy to ramp DTC advertising targeting the 45+ screening population. GI service line leaders: prepare for volume shifts.
06Teal Health

At-home cervical cancer screening just went nationwide.

Teal Health expanded to all 50 states with the only FDA-authorized device for at-home cervical cancer screening — the Teal Wand. 96% detection rate matching clinician-collected samples. 94% of participants preferred it. HHS requires insurance coverage for self-collection HPV testing by January 2027.

LOOK FORinsurance mandates to accelerate at-home screening adoption faster than most health systems expect.
07Dexcom & Abbott

The CGM wars move from the doctor's office to the living room.

Dexcom and Abbott are in an all-out DTC battle for the continuous glucose monitoring market. Dexcom's consumer-grade Stelo and Abbott's OTC Lingo and Libre Rio now target people without diabetes. Abbott partners with Weight Watchers and Withings. Together they control 91% of the $13.6B CGM market.

EXPECT"metabolic wellness" to become a mainstream DTP category by year-end.
08Hims & Hers

Hims & Hers is no longer a telehealth company. It's a DTP health platform.

The $1.15B acquisition of Eucalyptus was the headline, but the real signal is their acquisition of YourBio Health — painless capillary blood sampling. Labs platform now offers 120+ biomarker tests. They're building the full DTP stack: marketing, consultation, testing, treatment, ongoing management.

WATCH FORremote blood testing at scale by Q4. When patients can get diagnosed, treated, and monitored without entering your facility, what's your retention strategy?
09Lex Diagnostics

A 15-minute PCR test at the point of care — no lab required.

UK-based Lex Diagnostics has submitted its rapid point-of-care PCR system to the FDA for 510(k) clearance and CLIA waiver. Lab-quality molecular diagnostics in urgent care clinics, retail pharmacies, and potentially patients' homes. The democratization of diagnostics continues.

10Diasorin

Four-plex respiratory testing in 15 minutes, no lab tech needed.

Diasorin's Liaison Nes platform received FDA clearance and CLIA waiver for a four-in-one assay detecting Flu A/B, RSV, and SARS-CoV-2. Results in 15 minutes, operable without specialized lab personnel. This turns retail pharmacy locations into mini-clinics.

10aButterfly Network

Handheld ultrasound goes mainstream — $2,000 and a smartphone is all you need.

Butterfly Network's iQ3 handheld ultrasound probe now has 200+ AI-assisted clinical applications and is being deployed in retail health settings, urgent care, and even employer health clinics. When a $2,000 device connected to an iPhone can replace a $150,000 cart-based system for basic scans, the point-of-care diagnostic revolution has a new accelerant. Device companies are bypassing radiology departments entirely.

§Digital Strategy & Patient Acquisition

11AI Search

AI search is eating your patient acquisition funnel.

83% of healthcare consumers now prefer AI-generated search answers over traditional Google blue links. Google AI Overviews, ChatGPT, and Perplexity are giving patients direct answers — bypassing your service-line pages entirely. Answer Engine Optimization (AEO) is the new game.

EXPECThealth systems that invest in AEO to see 2× the organic visibility by year-end.
12KPI Shift

"Patient access" has replaced "brand awareness" as the #1 marketing KPI.

The most successful systems have stopped measuring impressions and started measuring frictionless digital access — can a patient book, verify insurance, and complete intake digitally? If your "digital front door" still dumps patients into a phone queue, your $2M ad spend is leaking.

13Trust Signals

Short-form video is the #1 trust signal. Not your billboard.

73% of healthcare consumers prefer short-form video to learn about a provider. Physician-led video outperforms polished brand content by 3-4× on engagement. The systems winning patient acquisition in 2026 are handing iPhones to their docs, not hiring video crews.

14Reputation

Your Google Business Profile is your most undervalued asset.

A provider listing with 120+ reviews and a 4.7-star rating dramatically outperforms one with 4 reviews and a 3.9 rating — regardless of ad spend. Every marketing dollar driving traffic to a weak profile underperforms. Reputation isn't separate from patient acquisition. It's the foundation.

15Communities

Condition-specific communities are the new media buy.

67% of pharma marketers now rank condition-specific patient communities as "extremely important" to their DTC strategy — up from 41% two years ago. These are curated digital ecosystems with clinical moderators, peer support, and embedded care pathways.

15aAI Agents

AI agents are booking appointments. Is your system ready to receive them?

OpenAI, Google, and Apple are all building AI agents that can act on behalf of patients — scheduling appointments, comparing providers, and navigating insurance verification. Early data from pilot programs shows AI-initiated bookings convert at 3.2× the rate of web form submissions. Health systems without API-accessible scheduling infrastructure will be invisible to the next generation of patient acquisition channels.

LOOK FOR"agent-ready" to become a requirement in health system digital strategy RFPs by Q4.

§The Big Picture

16BCG

BCG calls it: DTP is healthcare's "direct-to-consumer" moment.

Boston Consulting Group frames Direct-to-Patient as healthcare's version of the DTC retail revolution. Three forces: regulatory tailwinds, consumer expectations imported from retail, and rapid AI adoption. BCG's message: the organizations that rethink the entire patient journey now will own the next decade.

17DTC Lab Testing

The DTC lab testing market just crossed $3.75B — and it's accelerating.

Direct-to-consumer laboratory testing hit $3.75 billion in 2025, projected to reach $8.69 billion by 2035 (8.77% CAGR). At-home testing kits: $19.24 billion in 2026. Companies like Spot offer white-labeled platforms so any brand can offer lab-analyzed diagnostics via at-home collection. A parallel healthcare system being assembled piece by piece.

18Med Devices

The medical device market hits $595B — the DTP share is growing fastest.

The global medical device market is projected at $595 billion in 2026 (5.6% CAGR). Device companies are spending 20%+ of revenue on marketing for new launches, shifting decisively to digital. The pharma DTC playbook — TV to digital to DTP — is now being adopted by device manufacturers.

19Funding

Digital health funding rebounds to $14.2B — the money is following the patient.

U.S. digital health startup funding hit $14.2B in 2025 — up 35% from 2024. Mega deals ($100M+) accounted for 42%. The thesis: investors are backing companies that own the patient relationship directly. Health systems not partnering are funding their own disruption through inaction.

20Pharma DTP

94% of large pharma companies now run DTP platforms. Most aren't working.

Nearly every major pharma company has built a DTP platform, but engagement remains low. DTP platforms in isolation fail. The ones connecting into provider workflows — integrating with EHRs, sharing data with care teams — are the ones that retain patients. Pharma needs you. But only if you build the integration layer.

LOOK FOR2026 to be the year "DTP platform partnerships" becomes a line item in health system strategic plans.
On Our Radar

Next 30 Days.

CMMI ACCESS Model Launch
July 5 — First Medicare value-based pathway for digital health goes live.
TrumpRx Expansion
HHS signals second wave — specialty drugs and biologics next.
State Privacy Law Wave
Three+ states introducing health data privacy legislation.
Geneoscopy DTC Push
Major consumer marketing campaign targeting 45+ screening population.
DTC National Conference
Watch for AI patient engagement platform announcements.
Apple Health AI Agent
Siri-driven appointment scheduling in beta with 4 major health systems.
Metrics of the Month

Powered by 36Red proprietary data.

Conversion Intelligence Report — 25,239 healthcare prospects, FY 2025–2026
Already past "awareness"
75%
Three out of four prospects are already evaluating (47.6%) or preparing to buy (27.5%). Only 24.9% are still exploring.
If your funnel is built for education, you're underserving 75% of your traffic.
Cost per result by channel strategy
Paid Social Only
$165
+ Email
$54
+ Email + SMS
$41
Multi-channel cut cost per result by 75% vs. single-channel. (n = 3,464)
Cold vs. Warm audience
Cold Audience
8.4%
interaction rate · 4.5× ROAS
Warm Audience
27.7%
interaction rate · 17.9× ROAS
The 5-day commitment window
11.3%
Day 0–1
26.1%
Day 2–3
39.5%
Day 4–5
16.8%
Day 6–7
5.5%
Day 8–9
0.8%
Day 10+
65% of progression happens in the first 5 days. Hit hard in the first 72 hours.
Appointment show rates by reminder type
No Reminder
76.9%
Automated Call
82.7%
Live Concierge
86.4%
Live concierge outperforms no-reminder by 9.5 points. The human touch still converts.
Which personality types convert?
Results-Oriented
45.9%
Analytical
38.1%
Social
8.7%
Cooperative
7.3%
84% of conversions come from Results-Oriented and Analytical personalities. Lead with outcomes, not emotion.
Conversion rate by household income
High
32.6%
Med-High
30.4%
Medium
21.3%
Med-Low
17.4%
Low
12.4%
Peak funnel entry time
After 6 PM · Mon + Tue
Highest-volume activity happens outside business hours. Funnels that delay response until 9 AM lose momentum during peak psychological availability.
The DTP Dispatch is published weekly by 36Red LLC — the consultancy built for healthcare operators navigating the direct-to-patient revolution.
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04 / Expertise

What I do well.

Three decades operating at the intersection of direct-response marketing, healthcare commercialization, and capital strategy. Receipts below.

01 / Domain

Concept Realization.

Nine napkins to reality. Companies that have collectively employed 500+ people and driven hundreds of millions in revenue — on funding ranging from self-funded all the way up to $11M total.

9Napkins to Reality
500+People Employed
$11MMax Funding Used
The Formula
Capital Efficiency + Relentlessness + Revenue First + Speed Reduces Risk + Partner not Vendor
02 / Domain

Direct-to-Patient Engagement.

Nine startups and multiple consultative engagements have built a resume of over $2 billion in direct-to-consumer healthcare sales. The OG of Direct-to-Patient — literally wrote the book Patient Activation.

9DTP Startups
$2B+DTP Sales Driven
6Sectors Covered
Device, Diagnostic, Pharma, Digital, Telehealth, Consumer — seen it, done it all.
Device Diagnostic Pharma Digital Telehealth Consumer
03 / Domain

Go-to-Market Strategy.

Focused track record of fast revenue growth through revenue programs built to sell from strength and reduce friction. I'd rather create a new pathway than adjust an existing one. Fast experiments. Fast results. Fast decisions.

FastExperiments
FastResults
FastDecisions
The Formula
Sell from Strength + Reduce Friction + New Pathways over Patches
04 / Domain

Capital Formation.

A thoughtful, strategic approach to minimizing capital utilization through milestone metrics that create value-creation checkpoints. The thesis: fund six months → hit proof points → replicate → raise valuation → fund the next milestone. The process creates intensive effort, kills lack of focus, and maximizes every dollar's effectiveness.

Fund6-Month Window
ProveMilestone Metrics
RepeatCompound Value
The Formula
Intensive Focus + Capital Efficiency + Compounding Value
05 / Domain

Value Creation.

Creating shareholder value is Job #1 of every CEO — no matter the size of the company. Strategy developed early focuses on what the market needs and values. Messaging to potential acquirers starts long before the deal table opens.

BuildSolid Company
MeasureSolid Metrics
SellThe Story Early
Exits don't happen. They are built.
The Formula
Solid Company + Solid Metrics + Sold Story = Optimized Outcome
06 / Domain

Cross-Pollinated Health Skills.

Three decades operating across human and veterinary health — and finding that the bridge between them is its own competitive edge. Same playbook. Different patient.

Human Side

Molecule to market across med tech, diagnostics, digital health, and pharma. Built and operated DTP programs for FDA-cleared devices, telehealth platforms, RNA-based diagnostics, and rare disease therapeutics.

Med Tech Diagnostics Digital Health Pharma
Veterinary Side

Cross-species expertise from canine to equine. Focus on nutrition, longevity, laboratory science, performance management, and general wellness.

Canine Equine Nutrition Laboratory Performance Wellness
The Cross-Pollination Principle
Same Playbook + Different Patient = Unfair Advantage
Adjacent Domains

And then some.

07 / Adjacent

Political Campaign Management

Direct-response principles applied to voter activation and campaign messaging.

08 / Adjacent

Real Estate Syndication

Capital deployment and investor partnerships via Acumenity LLC.

09 / Adjacent

CEO Mentorship

Operator-grade counsel for founders working through growth, capital, and exit.

05 / Services Offered

The work.

Two audiences. One operator. Engagements built around what each one actually needs.

Track One

For Healthcare Companies

Pharma · Device · Diagnostic · Digital Health

01

Breakout Strategy Development

Stuck in low gear with frustrated growth? Let’s find the FAST button. Launch planning. Messaging hierarchy. Channel sequencing. Partnership strategy. Built by an operator who’s launched, not just consulted.

02

Patient Activation & Recruitment

Three decades of operator experience — $2 billion in healthcare patient transactions and hundreds of thousands of patients recruited into clinical research. Get patients into trials, pipelines, and therapy — at scale. Don’t rely on just the Meta-Google playbook.

Track Two

For Founders & CEOs

Operator-grade counsel for the building years.

01

CEO Mentorship & Concept Realization

Napkin to reality. The hardest leg of any business is going from idea to first dollar of revenue. I’ve made that trip nine times.

02

Board, Chairman & Fractional Roles

Selective engagements where I can meaningfully move the needle — board seats, chairmanships, or fractional strategic counsel. Engaged on the work. Not a board collector. A working partner. Accountable to the outcome.

Let’s Talk

Best way to find out if there’s a fit — talk for thirty minutes.

No pitch decks. No qualifying questionnaires. Just a real conversation about what you’re building and whether I can help.

Direct line. No gatekeepers.
06 / Publications

Books on the shelf.

Four published titles across patient activation, healthcare consumerism, and personal health. Written for operators, patients, and the providers in between.

Patient Activation book cover
Healthcare BD Lead Author

Patient Activation

The 4 Steps Proven to Move Health Care Consumers From Awareness to Activation.

The operator’s playbook for moving patients through Locate, Educate, Navigate, and Advocate — the four-stage system refined over years of recruiting hundreds of thousands of patients into clinical research and commercial therapy programs. The framework that became the foundation of 83bar.

With Mark Stinson · 83bar LLC · Austin, Texas

View on Amazon →
The Patients Speak book cover
Patient Voice Author · Volume 2

The Patients Speak

A viewpoint of today’s health care consumer.

What happens when you stop talking at patients and start listening to them? A direct-from-the-source look at how today’s healthcare consumer actually navigates the system — and what marketers, providers, and policymakers consistently get wrong.

View on Amazon →
Fibromyalgia and Fatigue book cover
Patient Guide Author · Second Edition

Fibromyalgia & Fatigue

Your guide to taking control.

A practical companion for the millions living with fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue. Cuts through the medical jargon and gives patients a roadmap they can actually follow — built from years of working with patient communities through 83bar.

With Sue Hrim, RN

View on Amazon →
EMPOWERED book cover
Patient Guide Author · Second Edition

EMPOWERED

Your guide to conquering prediabetes.

Roughly one in three American adults has prediabetes — and most don’t know it. EMPOWERED translates the science into concrete daily moves patients can use to reverse course before the diagnosis hardens into Type 2.

With Alan Hopkins, MD · Sue Hrim · Matt Little

View on Amazon →
07 / Portfolio

The ledger.

Active ventures, exited businesses, and ongoing equity positions across healthcare, direct-response, real estate, and Standardbred racing.

Partial Exit · 2021 Founder · Former CEO

83bar, Inc.

The premiere patient activation company.

Dominates both clinical research and commercial patient recruitment and engagement — underpinned by a proprietary software platform and an RN-staffed nurse navigation center.

Clinical Research Patient Recruitment Patient Engagement DTP
Active Chairman

Genome Medical, Inc.

Genome intelligence, powered by Genetic Counseling.

Leading provider of genomic intelligence services with a powerful emerging data business focused on rare disease and oncology.

Genomics Genetic Counseling Rare Disease Oncology Data Platform
Active Chairman

KEEP LABS, Inc.

Knowledge beyond the dispense. In the home. For the first time ever.

Keep Labs is building the system that tells pharma what is really happening with patients at home — and what to do about it.

Next $250 million company.

Pharma Real-World Evidence Patient Behavior At-Home Insights
Advisory & Investments

Companies I back.

Advisory Investor · Advisor

Virgo Services

Improving patient outcomes and clinical workflows in endoscopy.

Developing automation and AI tools for endoscopy. The world’s largest database is now the baseline for incredible screening automation to come.

Endoscopy AI Clinical Automation Screening
Advisory Investor · Advisor

SyncMatters, Inc.

Integration and migration without custom engineering.

Product-led platform connecting revenue systems with operational platforms like NetSuite, Greenhouse, and Sage — giving teams a unified, real-time view of their data. Trusted by thousands of companies to eliminate data silos and accelerate time to value.

Data Integration Migration iPaaS B2B SaaS
Advisory Investor · Advisor

Immertec, Inc.

Accelerating the medical device lifecycle.

Helps medical device companies virtually access the OR — to enhance education, drive sales, improve R&D, and support successful product launches.

Medical Devices Telepresence Surgical Education Sales Enablement
Advisory Investor · Advisor

Geneoscopy, Inc.

Innovative noninvasive tests for GI disease.

Develops safe, effective, and innovative noninvasive tests that improve gastrointestinal disease detection, treatment, and monitoring.

GI Diagnostics Noninvasive Testing Detection Monitoring
Active Investor · Partner

YourLabWork, Inc.

Direct lab access for consumers.

Founded by physicians. Provides consumers direct lab access to advanced biomarkers — an enormous wealth of information.

Direct-to-Consumer Lab Testing Biomarkers Consumer Health
Active Portfolio

Currently operating.

Active Managing Partner

36Red, LLC

The revenue consultancy.

Focused on rapidly increasing revenue and value of organizations.

Revenue Consulting GTM Growth Strategy
Active Managing Partner

Acumenity LLC

Workforce housing syndication.

Real estate funding partnerships focused on workforce housing — across North Carolina and Michigan.

Real Estate Syndication Workforce Housing Capital Deployment
Active Founder · Managing Partner

ManeMetrics LLC

For healthier, happier horses.

Purveyors of evidence-based hair & mineral analysis. Corresponding supplement product line.

Equine Health HTMA Mineral Analysis Supplements
Active Founder · Trainer · Partner

Crazy Parrot Farm LLC

USTA Standardbred racing & breeding.

Standardbred racehorse and breeding operation competing across the Northeast and Midwest USA.

Standardbred Racing Breeding USTA Harness Racing
08 / Standardbred Racing

Crazy Parrot Farm.

A Standardbred racing and breeding operation across five states — from county fair half-milers to mile-track flagships. The right partners. The right horses.

Harness racing is America’s original horse sport. It traces back to colonial farm roads and county fairs where local horsemen raced their best driving horses for bragging rights and small wagers. The modern Standardbred takes its name from the 2:30 mile-time standard set in 1879 — the time a horse had to beat to qualify for the registry. The entire breed descends from a single foundation sire: Hambletonian 10. His bloodline runs through every Standardbred racing today.

Standardbreds are honest horses. They’re bred for work, built for durability, and almost all of them have a second career waiting after the racetrack — saddle disciplines, mounted police, driving competitions, therapy work. They tolerate handling, accept training, and rarely surprise you with bad behavior. A good one can compete from age two through their teens. As a USTA-licensed trainer, I’ll take a Standardbred over almost any other animal in the barn.

The sport runs on three track sizes — half-mile, five-eighths, and full mile — and each one changes the math. Half-milers like Buffalo and Batavia put a premium on post position; full miles like Red Mile and the Meadowlands give horses room to make moves. Then there’s the fair circuit — county fairs across Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Kentucky, and New York where the racing is grassroots, the crowds are local, and horses cut their teeth before stepping up to pari-mutuel competition. Crazy Parrot Farm runs across all of it.

44
Head in the Stable
5
States Raced
6
Trainers & Partners
USTA
Licensed Trainer
Circuits Raced

Five states. Every track size.

OH

Ohio

  • Northfield Park
  • Scioto Downs
  • Miami Valley
  • Home Talent Circuit
  • Southern Valley Fair
PA

Pennsylvania

  • The Meadows
  • Pocono Downs
IN

Indiana

  • Hoosier Park
  • Indiana Fair Circuit
KY

Kentucky

  • The Red Mile
  • Oak Grove
  • Kentucky Fair Circuit
NY

New York

  • Buffalo Raceway
  • Batavia Downs
  • Vernon Downs
  • Tioga Downs
Trainers & Partners

The team that makes the barn work.

01

Tobias Troyer

Trainer · Partner
02

Jan Fread

Trainer · Partner
03

Jerry Miller

Trainer · Partner
04

Joe Putnam

Trainer · Partner
05

Shawn McDonough

Trainer · Partner
06

Miranda Shedron

Trainer · Partner
The Horses

Active racing roster & broodmares.

Active Racing

snapshot
44
Head total
~12
Actively racing
5
States · OH PA IN KY NY
6
Trainers · partners

Roster shifts week-to-week with claims, sales, and retirements. Broodmares listed below.

Broodmares

1 mare
Sapphire Love Chip
09 / Charitable Interests

For the animals.

Strong focus on meeting the needs of companion animals — the ones who don’t get to advocate for themselves.

01 Equine Welfare

Standardbred Retirement Foundation

37 years of horses & kids.

The Standardbred Retirement Foundation has been doing the work since 1989 — rescuing horses from the threat of slaughter and placing them in homes with the commitment most rescues won’t make: lifetime follow-up. Headquartered on the grounds of Walnridge Equine Clinic in Cream Ridge, New Jersey, SRF places horses across nine states. A few of them serve on the NYC Mounted Police.

For a USTA-licensed harness trainer, this work hits home. Standardbreds are honest, level-headed, and remarkably trainable horses — and after their racing careers, only some of them get the second chapter they’ve earned. SRF’s “Horses & Kids” programming pairs rescue with youth mentorship, which is the right kind of multiplier. Crazy Parrot Farm horses age out into a world where SRF exists. That matters.

02 Canine Welfare

Angels Retreat Rescue

Small operation. Enormous heart.

Angels Retreat sits deep in the Nantahala National Forest in Hayesville, North Carolina — a full mile from the closest neighbor. The rescue began the way the best ones often do: not by plan, but by need. The family of one disabled woman, looking for purpose, was sent five starving hunting dogs that had been abandoned in the woods. That was the origin. Everything since has followed from it.

What makes this work is the ratio. They primarily serve Clay and Macon counties in Western NC, but pull dogs from wherever they’re needed. The record adopter drove 1,007 miles one way to take a dog home. That’s the kind of bond rescue work creates when it’s done right. Companion animals don’t always get a fair start. Angels Retreat is one of the people fixing that — one dog at a time.